Ron Ron Juice

Posted June 28, 2012 by in

It’s summertime! And who doesn’t like to mix up some watermelon in their drinks? If you are a Jersey Shore fan, you know all about Ronnie’s “Ron-Ron Juice” – The pre-club drink a usually shirtless Ronnie makes at the house. Ronnie has decided to jump on the bandwagon of reality stars and try to distribute his concoction to the masses. There is a rumor going around that Ron-Ron Juice will be available in liquor stores at the end of 2012. However, if you can’t wait until then, below is a recipe. Unfortunately for Ronnie, he divulged the secret Ron-Ron Juice recipe in Season 1, and it is one of the most googled drink recipes on the Internet. Perhaps because it is very delicious. Give it a try! But mixologists beware: Ron-Ron juice packs quite the punch! It is one of those drinks that tastes so sweet you don’t know the effects of how much you’ve drank until it’s too late! So watch out for those grenades, people.

Prep time: 20 minutes

What you’ll need:

  • 8 cups of seedless, cubed watermelon
  • 12 oz. of cranberry juice
  • 1 1/2 cup of blueberries (Snooki’s variation. She also adds a bit of Jäger)
  • 10 oz. (1 jar) of cherries
  • 1 cup of vodka
  • Ice
  • A blender


Smoosh — you know, like mix — all the ingredients into the blender. Drink and repeat. Oh, and call a cab!

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